brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
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I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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