cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
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On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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