Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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