The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
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