Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
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Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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