you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
do nipples grow back?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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