My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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