Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
the raccoons are back...
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