Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
it hurts more in the daytime
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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