your room smells of hookers.
And success
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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