And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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