You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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