why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
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Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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