On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
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My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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