when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
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I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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