No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
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I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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