he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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Never let your siblings swipe right.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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