Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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