I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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