I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
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She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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