Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
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The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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