Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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