Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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