I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
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He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
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I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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