Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
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id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
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