Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
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Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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