In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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