:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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