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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
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Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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