remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
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