After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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