so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
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Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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