Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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