Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
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I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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