You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
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You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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