you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
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Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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