I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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