i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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