ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
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I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
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I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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