so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
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I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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