It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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