Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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