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I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I need a beard to bite.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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