why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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