I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
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There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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