it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
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A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
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