This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
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My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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