smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
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If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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