so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
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Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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