that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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